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A buzz will never sting you

A chia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine

A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map

All roads lead to neopia

An air of mystery surrounds the acara

An idle mind is the best way to relax

An iron rod bends while it is hot

A miss is a good as a mister

A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough

A Scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen

Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered

Become a BattleDome master by training on the Mystery Island

Be nice to Shoyrus or else

Be sure to visit the Neggery for some great magical neggs

Better late than never

Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous

Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy

Bruce could talk under cement with a mouthful of marbles

By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first

By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first

Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau

Chias are lovable little characters who are full of joy

Children should not be seen spanked or grounded

Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed

Do not bathe if there is no water

Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops

Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie

Do not open a shop if you cannot smile

Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby

Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm

Do not try to talk to a shy peophin

Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother

Experience is the comb nature gives us when we are bald

Faeries bend down their wings to seekers of knowledge

Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes

Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be

Great neopets are not always wise

Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth

Have you trained your pet for the battledome

If at first you do not succeed try the ice caves puzzle again

If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin

If you live with lupes you will learn to howl

If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why

If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky

If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun

It is always better to give than to receive

Jetsams are the meanest Neopets to ever swim the Neopian sea

Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech

Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers

Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note

Keep your broken toys clean

Keep your pet company with a neopet pet

Korbats are creatures of the night

Kougras are said to bring very good luck

Let every zafara take care of it's own tail

Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf

Love your neopet but do not hug it too much

Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome

Myncis come from large familes and eat their dinner up in the trees

Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon

Nimmos are very spritiual beings

No news is impossible

Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her

Only mad gellerts and englishman go out in the noonday sun

Only ask of the Queen Faerie what you really need

Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly

Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge

Scorchios like hot places

Scratch my back and i will scratch yours

Skeiths are strong but very lazy

Store all of your neopian trading cards in your neodeck

Super Glue is forever

The Alien Aisha Vending Machine serves great good

The barking of lupes does not hurt the clouds

The battledome is near but the way is icy

The best thing to spend on your neopet is time

The Bruce is from Snowy Valley High School

The cybunny is the fastest neopet ever

The neopian hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery

The pen is mightier than the pencil

The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The sunken city of Maraqua has some great hidden treasures

The techo is a tree acrobat

The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction

The whisper of a acara can be heard further than the roar of a wocky

The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue

To know and to act are one and the same

Treat your usul well and it will be useful

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth

Unis just love looking at their reflection

We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry

When an Elephante is in trouble even a Nimmo will kick him

When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it

When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow

When the blind lead the blind get out of the way

When there is smoke there is pollution

With the right training Tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters

You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink

You cannot teach a grarrl mathematics

You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics

You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go

You know you can create a free homepage for your pet

You probably do not want to know what that odor is

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on

You should try to raise your hit points

DO NOT WAKE THE SNOWAGER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE EATEN

THE SNOW FAERIE QUEST IS FOR THOSE THAT CAN BRAVE THE COLD

BANG AND SMASH YOUR WAY TO THE TOP IN THE BUMPER CARS GAME

KYRUGGI IS THE GRAND ELDER IN THE TYRANNIAN TOWN HALL